Tattooed, pierced, implanted and pink-haired, cat-owned freak woman for limited time offer...Don't all rush at once!

Friendly but eccentric, stand out in a crowd; intelligent and challenging, I enjoy a wide range of things including films, music, reading, art, microbiology, psychology, alternative therapy, collecting purple household appliances...

Looking for a connection-someone self-aware who understands life beyond the concept of 'I want'. Body mods a major plus but not essential. A decent sense of humour-especially of the dry, bitchy kind-is also a big selling point.

Not looking for casual sex or 'adult games' tho certain s/m games might be considered, for the right person and adequate donations :) I am the s in the configuration.

I imagine this profile is too scary for most men to cope with. Anyone want to try prove me wrong?

User Statistics

Gender: Female
Country: England
County: Surrey
City/Town: Crawley
Age: 44
Martial Status: Single
Body Type: Have some extra pounds
Can Accommodate: Yes
Can Travel: Yes
Smoking: Yes
Drinking: Yes

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