Guildford

I've just come out of a long term relationship, so I'm looking for a good laugh most of all. Not interested in drama or high emotion or deep commitment.

I write erotic fiction for fun, mostly m/m - I like watching gay porn too, yes, that's two (or more) guys together. It turns me on. Get used to it.

I like swearing, dancing, drinking, smoking, talking, laughing, being silly.

I'm a big girl so don't expect a skinny minny. I don't mean just a bit curvy, I'm talking serious wobbles. If it's not your thing, don't bother!

Just so you know. I have 2 small kids, and I still live with my ex for financial reasons.